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Life-Altering Watermelon Stroller of the Day: The $230 portable watermelon cooler / heater is a Japanese invention because of course it is.
[crunchgear.]

thedailywhat:

Life-Altering Watermelon Stroller of the Day: The $230 portable watermelon cooler / heater is a Japanese invention because of course it is.

[crunchgear.]

The best Syfy Original Movie trailer ever is for Sharktopus

Daily Mail’s secret editorial formula revealed

For legal reasons he can only be named as ‘Journalist F’, but today this young member of The Daily Mail’s editorial staff is in hiding as threats and invective continue to spew from Paul Dacre’s office after their top secret editorial formula was leaked to the press. Journalist F, rumoured to be less than five years in the job, somehow gained access to Dacre’s high-security office, known in journalistic circles as ‘Fortress Britain’, and saw the secret formula tacked to the wall. Shocked by its similarity to a public transport system so often maligned within The Daily Mail’s own pages, he rolled it up, put it under his jacket and walked out of his job into a media firestorm.

There’s a bear in the way.

There’s a bear in the way.

Cats during emergencies. 

via thedailywhat:

cat versus human.
[thd.]

Cats during emergencies. 

via thedailywhat:

cat versus human.

[thd.]

That’s not a headline, that’s the whole story!

thedailywhat:

Self-Writing Story of the Day: I hope someone got fired over the fact that this isn’t on the front page.
[epicponyz.]

That’s not a headline, that’s the whole story!

thedailywhat:

Self-Writing Story of the Day: I hope someone got fired over the fact that this isn’t on the front page.

[epicponyz.]

This right here is what the internet was invented for.

kitty riding tortoise part1 (via mountain462)


A traveling underground fight club called ‘The Brawlers’ arrive at a derelict ghost town tucked away in the Colorado Rockies. They meet the town’s only residents, the Maxilla family who want to buy on to the fight card. But the Maxilla family’s true intentions for the Brawler crew is soon revealed in teeth and claws. Some will be hunted, some will be feed, and some will become part of the family…whether they like it or not.

This sounds like a totally stupid film, but who am I kidding, I am probably going to go see it.
Exclusive Photos: Katee Sackhoff & More in Growl - ShockTillYouDrop.com

A traveling underground fight club called ‘The Brawlers’ arrive at a derelict ghost town tucked away in the Colorado Rockies. They meet the town’s only residents, the Maxilla family who want to buy on to the fight card. But the Maxilla family’s true intentions for the Brawler crew is soon revealed in teeth and claws. Some will be hunted, some will be feed, and some will become part of the family…whether they like it or not.

This sounds like a totally stupid film, but who am I kidding, I am probably going to go see it.

Exclusive Photos: Katee Sackhoff & More in Growl - ShockTillYouDrop.com

Only in Britain would you get pimms trending on twitter. #summer

Getting started on a clash of kings finally after sitting on my bookshelf for weeks! This is a good Sunday.